Three mouse in a pub have a few jars, and one started a discussion saying who is the hardest mouse in here?
1st Mouse says "I am the hardest mouse around here as I go up to any mousetrap and rip the cheese out as the bar come down that I do bench press it 30 times and then throw it across the room"
The 2nd mouse says " You poof, I get rat poison and crush it into powder and sort it"
The 3rd mouse finishes his drink and get up and walk to the door,
"where are you going" said the other two mouse.
The 3rd mouse replied "Going home to shag the cat"
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